Drop Dead Diva

Drop Dead Diva Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 10: "Lady Parts"

Kim: It turns out Luke got us floor seats from someone named Nicki Min-age?
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Terri: Just what the world needs, more shallow babies with perfect teeth.
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Jane: Disney princesses make you cry.
Stacy: That's because they're all orphans.
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Grayson: They say it looks like...a vagina.
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Jane: I'm afraid of canoodling him to death.
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Season 4 Episode 9: "Ashes to Ashes"

Jane: Owen French will you marry me? But you have to promise that next time you have a heart attack and go into a coma, you'll at least send me a text.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grayson [to Jane]: It's like you can't take no for an answer, but I mean that in the best way possible.
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Jane: I really unloaded, I really gave him a piece of my mind.
Stacy: Good, how did it feel?
Jane: Remember when I died...like that.
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Kim: Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, not the partner you screwed over.
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Jane: I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires.
Stacy: I know, but vampires are so much sexier.
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Stacy: A funeral represents closure and since you never got closure from Owen in real life, your subconscious is working it out for you.
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Season 4 Episode 8: "Road Trip"

Jane [to Luke]: Here's the deal, you don't help Stacy shop and I'll tell her you hate Taylor Swift. She'll never let you in the house again.
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Season 4 Episode 7: "Crushed"

Terri: If a guy did that to me, I'd want my friends to hit him over the head and feed his lifeless body to a school or piranhas.
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Jane [to Chloe]: You and I will not be taking a plea, because we are going to fight.
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Kim [to Jane]: I realize you are first chair, but as partner I outrank you. Sit down!
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Jane: Don't Jane me. I'm gonna go in there, put on a smile, and talk to a 16 year old girl accused of murder.
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Kim: I heard Owen dumped her, she's probably home listening to "I Will Survive" on a loop.
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Season 4 Episode 6: "Rigged"

Jane: Thank you, but I don't need a psychiatrist.
Joan Rivers: You sound just like Madonna when she talks about her 23-year-old boyfriend.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Kim [to Parker]: Flights to Canada, are you trying to duck the draft?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Annie: I hate them.
Jane: I know you do, but let's hate them productively.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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