Drop Dead Diva

Drop Dead Diva Quotes (Page 3)

Season 4 Episode 6: "Rigged"

Eric: Why couldn't the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
Parker/Eric: Because it was full!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Jane: Getting engaged is like Christmas morning.
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Season 4 Episode 5: "Happily Ever After"

Owen [to Jane]: I'd rather live in your reality in my reality.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kim: What are you photocopying?
Terri: My boobs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Terri: Integrity, that's like another word for bankruptcy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: For the sake of this woman and women everywhere, we can't afford to lose this fight.
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Eric [to Parker]: Dad can I use your computer to google the word porn?
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Owen: I think all marriages are a human rights violation.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 4: "Winning Ugly"

Owen [to Grayson]: You won the game, but I think we both know who's winning here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Parker: A rat is just a rat.
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Kim: How do crazy people get access to our judicial system?
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Jane [to Owen]: My boyfriend makes my heart skip a beat.
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Jane: You can get any girl you want.
Grayson: Well not any girl.
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Jane: I don't whip my hair!
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Stacy: I wonder if Betty Crocker had it this rough.
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Season 4 Episode 3: "Freak Show"

Kim: The three main reasons to avoid a prenup are duress, a fraud or insanity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stacey: What do you think you're doing?
Jane: Kissing my boyfriend.
Stacey: I meant about Nikki!
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke [to Jane]: We're all freaks one way or another, so get over yourself.
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Nikki: Jane my personal life is none of your business, if I were you I'd butt out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olivia's husband: That's like Tolstoy had an affair with War and Peace. I'm a workaholic, not a cheater.
 • Rating: Unrated

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