I'm an inventor!

Stacey

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Grayson: There are white lies.
Jane: And off white lies.

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I'm a 33 year old lawyer with the soul of a 25 year old model.

Jane

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I'm happy with my life, but sometimes i feel like a freak.

Jane

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That's like Tolstoy had an affair with War and Peace. I'm a workaholic, not a cheater.

Olivia's husband

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Jane my personal life is none of your business, if I were you I'd butt out.

Nikki

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Stacey: What do you think you're doing?
Jane: Kissing my boyfriend.
Stacey: I meant about Nikki!

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The three main reasons to avoid a prenup are duress, a fraud or insanity.

Kim

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I wonder if Betty Crocker had it this rough.

Stacy

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I don't whip my hair!

Jane

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Jane: You can get any girl you want.
Grayson: Well not any girl.

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My boyfriend makes my heart skip a beat.

Jane [to Owen]

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