Favorite Drop Dead Diva Quotes
Do celebs really have the right to gripe?
Nancy Grace
You know what they say, the only person more important than the bride is the bride's mother.
Luke
I don't know how, but I'm gonna find a way to get out of heaven and when I do there's gonna be hell to pay.
Real Jane
If you ask me, Grayson isn't the one who's stuck in the past, you are.
Luke
Would I swap my this life for my old life? You're asking me this on the night before my wedding?
Jane [to Luke]
I need to blend humility and confidence. Two parts Meryl Streep, one part Katie Couric.
Jane
If the federal government wants to get in my bed, they sure as hell better buy me dinner first.
Kim
It's a turkey. Origami calms me down.
What's this? A swan, a frog, and a crane with a glandular condition? Grayson
I'm sorry, just my corset's really tight and I can't breathe.
Jane
When I was put into this body, she was still wearing granny panties and collecting cat art. She bought drugstore makeup and a wild night out was all night scrabble.
Jane
The standard here is gross recklessness, and the DA believes the jury will find your behavior to be really really gross.
Jane
For the love of God, I've defended murderers who have had an easier time staying out of jail.
Kim
