Favorite Drop Dead Diva Quotes
To our wedding, I won't be wearing white.
Terri [to Luke]
Don't Jane me. I'm gonna go in there, put on a smile, and talk to a 16 year old girl accused of murder.
Jane
I heard Owen dumped her, she's probably home listening to "I Will Survive" on a loop.
Kim
The three main reasons to avoid a prenup are duress, a fraud or insanity.
Kim
Jane, a troll is trying to steal my pakery!
Stacy
Stacey: What do you think you're doing?
Jane: Kissing my boyfriend.
Stacey: I meant about Nikki!
Luke: Fred lived with you.
Jane: Cause I liked Fred.
She's like The Terminator of office romances.
Terri [about Kim]
It's like watching a Hoarder's marathon, I'm repulsed but I can't look away.
Terri
Do celebs really have the right to gripe?
Nancy Grace
I need to blend humility and confidence. Two parts Meryl Streep, one part Katie Couric.
Jane
If the federal government wants to get in my bed, they sure as hell better buy me dinner first.
Kim