Favorite Drop Dead Diva Quotes
Jane: I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires.
Stacy: I know, but vampires are so much sexier.
Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, not the partner you screwed over.
Kim
Jane: I really unloaded, I really gave him a piece of my mind.
Stacy: Good, how did it feel?
Jane: Remember when I died...like that.
It's like you can't take no for an answer, but I mean that in the best way possible.
Grayson [to Jane]
I wonder if Betty Crocker had it this rough.
Stacy
I'm afraid of canoodling him to death.
Jane
They say it looks like...a vagina.
Grayson
Jane: Disney princesses make you cry.
Stacy: That's because they're all orphans.
Did you realize you were shot the same day that Deb died?
Grayson [to Jane]
It turns out Luke got us floor seats from someone named Nicki Min-age?
Kim
I need you to be my fiancée, not my nurse.
Owen [to Jane]
Don't Jane me. I'm gonna go in there, put on a smile, and talk to a 16 year old girl accused of murder.
Jane
