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Drop-dead-diva

Owen French will you marry me? But you have to promise that next time you have a heart attack and go into a coma, you'll at least send me a text.

Jane

It's like you can't take no for an answer, but I mean that in the best way possible.

Grayson [to Jane]

Jane: I really unloaded, I really gave him a piece of my mind.
Stacy: Good, how did it feel?
Jane: Remember when I died...like that.

Parker, flowers are for the girl you didn't call after screwing, not the partner you screwed over.

Kim

Jane: I think you're mixing up ghosts and vampires.
Stacy: I know, but vampires are so much sexier.

A funeral represents closure and since you never got closure from Owen in real life, your subconscious is working it out for you.

Stacy
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