Drop Dead Diva

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Jane: Do you think I'm delusional?
Stacy: I think that you came back to life after you died, so anything is possible!

Motherhood must've altered your brain chemistry.

Grayson [to Kim]

Stacy: Does evil run in your family?
Owen: Mostly neurosis and sluggish thyroids, evil I don't recall.

Hold on, excuse me. Who exactly are we representing? Oh my god is this about the Justin Bieber deportation?

Jane

Are you asking me out? Because you heard the whole single mom, baby thing.

Kim

Of course I'm fine. I may be lactating, but I still know how to play a judge.

Kim

With an open heart and positive attitude, anything is possible.

Paul

Well sweetie, the thing is not everyone's as accepting as I am when it comes to metaphysical reveals.

Stacy

Jane when someone you love dies, everything about that person holds meaning.

Grayson

The judge ordered me to sleep off my attitude.

Grayson

Jane: Grayson's in jail.
Stacy: This is awesome news! He didn't stand you up!

Grayson: I'll bring some of that fruity Pinot Grigio you like.
Jane: Oh no, I mean that's actually really thoughtful since that's what I used to drink, but my new taste buds prefer something a little drier.
Grayson: Chardonnay it is.

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Drop Dead Diva Quotes

I also heard that the firm is having financial problems and it's up to you to save us all. Must be like trying to save the Titanic.

Jane [to Kim]

I haven't stopped thinking about Jane since she left for Italy.

Grayson