Duck Dynasty
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Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.
Jessica
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.
Jep
One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.
Wilie
You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.
Kay
The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.
Kay
Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.
Jase
If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.
Jase
That's my crapper.
Jep
You don't mix nail guns and medication. That's just not smart.
Martin
Jep: So, by your logic, it's too fun.
Jase: Yep. It's the childhood equivalent of a strip mall.
The duck call room is actually a combination of science, innovation and art, all coming together. We are like a rednecked NASA. We are boldly going where no redneck has gone before.
Jase
I like sheep.
Miss Kay
