Duck Dynasty
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There are a few important rules to know when you're rolling a house. First one, know your enemy. Second, you have to have a rock solid team. You're only as strong as your weakest link.
Jep
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Pick the rocks up, and start breaking the windows. It'll be the most fun you've ever had in your life.
Jase
I love cheese.
Willie
Do me a favor, and shut yer yapper.
Jase
My first stack was four; second stack was six. This one is seven. I cannot eat it uneven. It's out of balance.
Si
She'll be there tomorrow too.
Phil [on Nanny CallieMae Carroway's grave]
Willie: I haven't stretched yet.
Jase: You're stretching out those pants.
I got to be a fireman for a day, and I got to see Willie get the biggest wedgie in the history of wedgies.
Jase
I am the benchmark.
Phil
I'm already the vice president. You can't have more than one vice president.
Jase
The last thing I want for us to be is the Blockbuster video of the hunting world.
Willie
