That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.

Joan

But you were right. I don't need you anymore. Still don't.

Watson

With all due respect Holmes, so what?

Gregson

You listened. You let someone else's scattering penetrate that attic you call a skull and you helped catch a killer.

Watson

For the record, a morgue is not a diamond mine.

Joan

Oh, so they hung up new things on your wall and you didn't know?

Gregson

I am smarter than everyone I meet.

Sherlock

Give me some credit, I used to be a surgeon, I wouldn't leave a mess like this.

Joan

I've known the truth Abigail, I've known for 22 years.

Sherlock

The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.

Sherlock

Sherlock: I sent you a text with my location every two hours.
Joan: I was busy.
Sherlock: I left some urine in your room.
Joan: Tell me it's in a cup...

Joan: You're going to harass a teenage boy at his fathers memorial while he's mourning?
Sherlock: If he's the killer than he won't be mourning.

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.