Elementary
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That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.
Joan
But you were right. I don't need you anymore. Still don't.
Watson
With all due respect Holmes, so what?
Gregson
You listened. You let someone else's scattering penetrate that attic you call a skull and you helped catch a killer.
Watson
For the record, a morgue is not a diamond mine.
Joan
Oh, so they hung up new things on your wall and you didn't know?
Gregson
I am smarter than everyone I meet.
Sherlock
Give me some credit, I used to be a surgeon, I wouldn't leave a mess like this.
Joan
I've known the truth Abigail, I've known for 22 years.
Sherlock
The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.
Sherlock
Sherlock: I sent you a text with my location every two hours.
Joan: I was busy.
Sherlock: I left some urine in your room.
Joan: Tell me it's in a cup...
Joan: You're going to harass a teenage boy at his fathers memorial while he's mourning?
Sherlock: If he's the killer than he won't be mourning.