Favorite Elementary Quotes
Marcus was here, I took a shower, so obviously we're secret lovers.Joan
Lack of witnesses won't be a problem -- they're us.Sherlock
I was mistaken. You don't know what my partner looks like naked.Sherlock
Gregson: Where is Sherlock?
Bell: He was out with some friends. I sent a radio car to get him.
Gregson: [dubiously] Since when does he have friends?
Joan: These are more 'exercise partners'...
Mason: So, why do you care? I'm just saying, he was a bad guy, now he's dead. You should go see a movie or something.
Joan: The people who killed him also killed his bodyguard and the valet who was getting his car.
Sherlock: And even if there were no innocent victims, no murder should go unsolved, and no murderer should walk free. To think otherwise is to descend into a pit of moral relativism.
There are three surviving Holmes men, and you've sampled the carnal wares of one. Two would be a pattern.Sherlock
You think the State of New York took out a hit on a Russian oligarch?!Bell
Bell: Is *anything* this kid's doing legal?
Sherlock: Define 'legal.'
I could have sworn I had that statue removed!Morland [regarding Sherlock]
Well, you're lying, so I'll just have to investigate the matter myself.Sherlock
Joan: A woman did this to you.
Sherlock: ...a highly-trained woman.
Joan: Were you two in a fight, or were you having sex?
Sherlock: The two aren't mutually exclusive...