Suburbs Woman: I wouldn't want to speak out of school...
Sherlock: Of course you wouldn't...

Sherlock: Are you familiar with the concept of invisible ink?
Silver: Invisible Ink?
Sherlock: Trust me, I know precisely how ridiculous it sounds you might as well have a phone in your shoe.

Joan: I like what I do right now.
Therapist: Your right now, is coming to an end.

This is my sanctum sanatorium, did you honestly believe their wouldn't be any security measures?

Sherlock

[To Sherlock] Moriarity said you was obsessed with puzzles... Well, he's the best puzzle you'll ever come across. If you kill me now, you'll be killing the best clue you ever had.

Sebastian

The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.

Sherlock

I am smarter than everyone I meet.

Sherlock

That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.

Joan

She's a buffoon. All profilers are.

Holmes

If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.

Holmes

Hashtag, the awkward moment?

Sherlock

I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?

Watson

Elementary Quotes

Aaron: What is I.M.L.T.H.O?
Sherlock: In my less than humble opinion.
Watson: You're abbreviations are becoming borderline indecipherable. I don't know why, because you are obviously capable being articulate.
Sherlock: Language is evolving Watson becoming a more effective version of itself. I love text shorthand. It's a way you to convey content and tone without losing velocity.

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.