Favorite Elementary Quotes
Suburbs Woman: I wouldn't want to speak out of school...
Sherlock: Of course you wouldn't...
Sherlock: Are you familiar with the concept of invisible ink?
Silver: Invisible Ink?
Sherlock: Trust me, I know precisely how ridiculous it sounds you might as well have a phone in your shoe.
Joan: I like what I do right now.
Therapist: Your right now, is coming to an end.
This is my sanctum sanatorium, did you honestly believe their wouldn't be any security measures?Sherlock
[To Sherlock] Moriarity said you was obsessed with puzzles... Well, he's the best puzzle you'll ever come across. If you kill me now, you'll be killing the best clue you ever had.Sebastian
The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.Sherlock
I am smarter than everyone I meet.Sherlock
That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.Joan
She's a buffoon. All profilers are.Holmes
If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.Holmes
Hashtag, the awkward moment?Sherlock
I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?Watson