Suburbs Woman: I wouldn't want to speak out of school...
Sherlock: Of course you wouldn't...

Sherlock: Are you familiar with the concept of invisible ink?
Silver: Invisible Ink?
Sherlock: Trust me, I know precisely how ridiculous it sounds you might as well have a phone in your shoe.

Joan: I like what I do right now.
Therapist: Your right now, is coming to an end.

This is my sanctum sanatorium, did you honestly believe their wouldn't be any security measures?


[To Sherlock] Moriarity said you was obsessed with puzzles... Well, he's the best puzzle you'll ever come across. If you kill me now, you'll be killing the best clue you ever had.


The police want all of the evidence in my possession whether they admit it or not.


I am smarter than everyone I meet.


That was a waste of time or I'm going to be audited for the rest of my life.


She's a buffoon. All profilers are.


If you're asking if we had sex then the answer is yes, obviously.


Hashtag, the awkward moment?


I realize this is very important but can we finish this talk when everyone is fully clothed?


Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.