Popular Elementary Quotes
[about Detective Cortes] I think she may be insane.Joan
Morland: You don't look well.
Sherlock: You look as spry as ever. My compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in.
Justice is like an orgasm. It can never come too late.Sherlock
[about Sherlock] Fluent in three dozen languages, and he still hasn't seen Say Anything.Joan
You loaded him like a weapon and pointed him at your wife.Watson
Watson. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!?! Ty I'm going to have to call you back.
Sherlock: You're right about a stress relief, I felt like Jimi Hendrix for a second there.
Watson: You didn't have to do that?
Sherlock: Ty, funny name that, noun, verb, nationality, food.
Holmes: Are you saying he is in police custody?
Captain: Technically yeah, he's all ours [looks down at dead body].
Watson: Do you close yourself off to people, deny yourself things that might bring you pleasure? Not because it makes you a better investigator but because it's some sort of penance?
Watson: For what happened in London? Being addicted? I don't know, it just occurred to me that it might something someone would do and not even know it.
Sherlock: You always know it, Watson. If you didn't, it wouldn't be penance.
Watson: I notice you don't have any mirrors around here.
Holmes: What is that supposed to mean?
Watson: That you know a lost cause when you see one.
For future reference. When I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.Sherlock
You listened. You let someone else's scattering penetrate that attic you call a skull and you helped catch a killer.Watson
Watson: She really got you, huh?
Sherlock: Lefty caught me by surprise. This one, leathery from slaps. This one's a baby's bottom.