Elementary

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Central to Officer 73199. Officer 73199, no response. Officer 73199, Alec Flynn, is End of Watch. He has gone home for the final time.

Dispatch

You, Watson, are something of a romantic terrorist.

Sherlock

I expect nothing, which is why I'm such an exceptional detective.

Sherlock

I abhor the dull routine of existence.

Sherlock

You engaged in horizontal refreshment with this man.

Sherlock

Watson. OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!?! Ty I'm going to have to call you back.
Sherlock: You're right about a stress relief, I felt like Jimi Hendrix for a second there.
Watson: You didn't have to do that?
Sherlock: Ty, funny name that, noun, verb, nationality, food.

You loaded him like a weapon and pointed him at your wife.

Watson

Holmes: Are you saying he is in police custody?
Captain: Technically yeah, he's all ours [looks down at dead body].

For future reference. When I say I agree with you, it means I'm not listening.

Sherlock

Watson: Do you close yourself off to people, deny yourself things that might bring you pleasure? Not because it makes you a better investigator but because it's some sort of penance?
Sherlock: Penitence?
Watson: For what happened in London? Being addicted? I don't know, it just occurred to me that it might something someone would do and not even know it.
Sherlock: You always know it, Watson. If you didn't, it wouldn't be penance.

Watson: I notice you don't have any mirrors around here.
Holmes: What is that supposed to mean?
Watson: That you know a lost cause when you see one.

You listened. You let someone else's scattering penetrate that attic you call a skull and you helped catch a killer.

Watson
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Elementary Quotes

Central to Officer 73199. Officer 73199, no response. Officer 73199, Alec Flynn, is End of Watch. He has gone home for the final time.

Dispatch

You, Watson, are something of a romantic terrorist.

Sherlock