Elementary
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[To Mycroft] Did you come back here to sleep with Watson?
Sherlock
Sherlock, are you feeling okay? You're acting... Normal?
Joan
A bug that is a bug. This is something out of a sci-fi movie
Joan
Watson, I value you as a person.
Sherlock
[To Sherlock] Your apologies always seem to come after you've already got what you want
Watson
[To Mycroft] I wish it had taken you. The leukemia. I wish it had taken you to the bones.
Sherlock
Is that what you think Joan is? A counter balance.
Sherlock
As you can see, my brother is a deductive genius
Mycroft
Mycroft meet the NSA, NSA this is Mycroft.
Sherlock
[To Mycroft] Joan's a trained detective, you're a buffoon.
Sherlock
Joan is remarkable in ways you cannot imagine.
Sherlock
Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.
