Elementary
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Perhaps we should encourage our local muggers to increase their activity.
Sherlock [on annoying short-term renters next door]
Joan: ...I forgot about the roosters...
Trent Garby: I did, too. Eventually. By moving out.
Oh, if you say it's for the greater good, I am going to punch you!
Joan
Griffin, you seem like an exemplary young man, so perhaps you'd like to explain to me why you have a drug lab in your backyard?
Sherlock
So, your alibi is that you were oiling your chainsaw.
Joan
Joan: I'm sorry I accused you of arson.
Sherlock: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
Sherlock: It's quite an audience today. If it wasn't for the lack of paparazzi, I'd assume that a reality TV star got vivisected.
Gregson: Three Chinese gangsters got shotgunned.
Sherlock: So, less fun.
There's a vast gulf between 'impossible' and 'impossible to imagine.'
Sherlock
Always great to get criminals back on the streets.
Bell
So, would-be murderers are only free to roam the halls and harass the residents during business hours?
Sherlock
Sherlock: I am my mother's son.
Morland: You have more in common than you realize.
Someone call for a doctor?
Joan
