If you turn them down, I'll back you. But if you're hired, I'll be so proud of you.

Gregson [to Marcus]

Six months' notice. That's more than fair.

Sherlock [to Marcus]

You know, if your mom catches you with these [cigarettes], she's going to make you smoke every one.

Joan [to Marcus]

If you don't mind, a little quiet, please. I'm trying to smell.

The Nose

We're all fish swimming from the bigger fish. I'd rather be one of the bigger ones.

Ellory [to Sherlock]

Morland: You realize you're just staving off the inevitable?
Sherlock: I do.

I thought [Mycroft] would outlive us both.

Sherlock [to Morland]

The people who hold grudges are petty and small-minded. And I am neither of those things.

Sherlock [to Morland]

If I do manage to adopt a baby, you know the box of swords has to go.

Joan [to Sherlock]

Have you seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? It doesn't go well for the guy with the sword.

Marcus [to Blaine]

I wouldn't be the first Holmes man to underestimate [Moriarty].

Morland [to Sherlock]

Puppies are fine, sunsets are fine, this car is exquisite.

Alfredo [to Sherlock]

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.