Elementary
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Sherlock: Nature sounds can reduce stress and increase focus.
Joan: I think they meant rain or waves, not horny wildebeests.
Sherlock: Their best-selling product is rectal cream. I don't know why they would be celebrated.
Joan: If you needed it, you would be celebrating.
You hold grudges. That's not good.
Alfredo [to Sherlock]
Sherlock: I will forgive [Mycroft].
Alfredo: And then ...
Sherlock: Maybe he'll forgive me. And I'll have my brother back.
Might I suggest a good, old-fashioned witch hunt?
Sherlock [to Gregson]
Someone got buried here, Fred. And you just cut them into pieces.
Foreman [to Fred]
You have someone staying at your place ... on purpose?
Marcus [to Sherlock]
Joan: I'm not expecting you to co-parent.
Sherlock: You said that about Clyde.
Joan: I'm not talking about a tortoise here.
Kelsey: If things work out between us, I want you to be able to say the biological mom wasn't a slut.
Joan: I promise.
I think what we want and what we need are often mutually exclusive.
Sherlock [to Kelsey]
[Michael's] playing some kind of game with you, and I don't know why you're engaging with him.
Joan [to Sherlock]
MIchael [to Sherlock[: I thought she'd never leave.
