Elementary
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By all means, distract me while I'm holding 240 volts in my hand!
Sherlock
Lin Wen: You think he was two-timing you!
Joan: Say he was. That would mean he was also two-timing *you*.
Lin Wen: True, but it's not like he and I were exclusive.
Joan: You said you were about to move in together!
Lin Wen: Sure, but that wouldn't have meant we had to stop having fun!
You were sex partners, not business partners. Why would moving his restaurant be any of your concern?
Sherlock
No. I did not report my illegal gaming business to the police.
Lin Wen
This is not a shelter for wayward and wounded realtors. I've got no desire to get shot by your pursuers. Or drawn into whatever complicated drama has drawn you here.
Sherlock
Joan: This is seriously our next case? Sniffing out bribes in the wine auction world.
Sherlock: New York is without a homicide this week. I'm terribly sorry that disappoints you.
Maybe we should have sex now.
Fiona
His skinny jeans make the odds of a concealed firearm quite slim.
Sherlock
Wouldn't want to separate the guns from the wine.
Sherlock
Sherlock: We've been taking things slow.
Joan: ...You haven't had sex yet.
Sherlock: We have not.
If you're keen on spending eternity buried alive with a group so narcissistic they think outliving humanity is a good idea, I'd rather melt with the masses and get it over with, wouldn't you?
Sherlock
There are two things you should know, Mr. Springer. First is I'm gonna punch you in the face. [punches him in the face] Second is that we'll take your case.
Sherlock
