Elementary
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So they didn't commit a murder so much as provide you with a murder-tunity.
Sherlock
Perhaps it entered your mind subconsciously. Were your dreams filled with two flounders slapping together? A ketchup bottle being squeezed repeatedly whilst a nearby walrus issues a death rattle?
Sherlock [to Joan, on the neighbor's noisy sex]
I was just marveling at how you were able to sleep so soundly last night given the incessant sex noise.
Sherlock
Ben Garrett: How do you do all that?
Sherlock: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
Sherlock: It occurred to me that our Ranger might've been killed by an obsessed fan attempting to recreate a particular death.
Joan: And?
Sherlock: Unfortunately, the deaths in the comics involve being sent back in time, buried underground, made microscopic, impersonated by an alien, and in my particular favorite demise, pushed over a waterfall, locked in the embrace of his nemesis.
It's pretty hard to say no to someone who just donated a quarter of a million dollars to a charity I care about. But that was the whole point, right?
Joan
The flesh-and-blood Midnight Ranger was shot dead last night. Unfortunately, the bullets used were not radioactive, so he'll be remaining quite dead.
Sherlock
In what universe are these people not all dead of cancer?
Sherlock [about superheroes' origin stories]
He proved tweed isn't bulletproof! You must be proud.
Bell
We created a vacuum, and the air rushed in. Or more specifically, the heiress.
Sherlock
You're standing on a precipice, and I cannot watch you tumble over it, mate. I refuse to. Alright?
Sherlock
You named your killer robot 'Gus'?
Joan
