Joan: That's the sex blanket.
Sherlock: I've asked you not to call it that.

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• Added: April 03, 2015

I'm not easily surprised but I do confess that I wasn't expecting this.

Sherlock

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• Added: March 13, 2015

This woman wasn't just murdered. She was rapidly turning into a mummy.

Sherlock

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• Added: March 13, 2015

We're not here about the R22 or the improper storage of nutters.

Sherlock

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Maybe because Wyatt Earp got back into his time machine and disappeared.

Watson

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• Added: March 13, 2015

Watson: I thought a spoonful of sugar might help.
Holmes: I always found a crowbar works better.

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• Added: March 13, 2015

I'm telling you right now that you did not kill that woman.

Watson

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• Added: March 06, 2015

I think this is the Olympics of self-pity.

Watson

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• Added: March 06, 2015

It's a form of torture, having to swim through my old life.

Sherlock

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• Added: March 06, 2015

Sherlock: You don't know him. You never met him.
Watson: So now you're Dr. Jekyll and he's Mr. Hyde?

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• Added: March 06, 2015

Let's adhere to our sunniest theory, shall we? My note to Maria Gutierrez was not an invitation to murder, but an agreement to lend my help as a detective. What if she knew she was in danger? What if I missed something my sober self would have observed in an instant that might have saved her life? Would you still consider my hands blood-free?

Sherlock

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• Added: March 06, 2015

The unfortunate truth is, however improbable certain things may be in respect to this crime, nothing is impossible.

Sherlock

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• Added: March 06, 2015