[as E and Sloan walk into the club...]
Vince: Well, look what we have here.
Turtle: We were about to start hanging signs on trees.
Drama: Yeah, "Miniature Irish Setter. Answers to the name of E."

Ari: Lloyd. You were an Art History major at Sarah Lawrence College, right?
Lloyd: Yes I was.
Ari: Then you know how to pull this down off the wall. Grab it and put it down in Vinnie's car

Eric: So, your dad is pretty good with a gun.
Sloan: You should see him with a crossbow.
Eric: Are you serious?
Sloan: He's great with all weapons, and he's even better with his bare hands.
Eric: Was he on the boxing team at Oxford?
Sloan: Oxford? No. You've got the wrong idea about my father. He didn't even finish high school.
Eric: Really? He just seems so polished.
Sloan: You don't have to be afraid of him.
Eric: Oh I know. I mean, why would I be afraid of a bare-knuckle brawler who's proficient in all weapons?

Ari: It's a jerk-off meeting! My six year-old could get that meeting!
Eric: Yeah, your six year old probably could have painted this shit too!

Ari: What did you and Terrence talk about anyways?
Eric: Oh, he offered me your job. I turned him down because your office is too small

Entourage Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Ari: It's a jerk-off meeting! My six year-old could get that meeting!
Eric: Yeah, your six year old probably could have painted this shit too!

Ari: What did you and Terrence talk about anyways?
Eric: Oh, he offered me your job. I turned him down because your office is too small