Dog Day Afternoon
Quotes

Ari: Sacrifice, Lloyd! Like the kamikaze pilots used to do
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Ari: He's never had a straight agent. If I'm going to be his first, I have to show him I'm a friend to the gay man.
Lloyd: But, your not a friend to the gay man, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, this is the big one. So just go grab your best dress and know that today your love of c**k is a huge asset to this company
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Ari: We may be whores at my agency, but we ain't pimps
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Ari: Remind me never to get on your bad side, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Ari Gold, you could never
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Drama: Turtle, you reek of desperation.
Turte: How much longer can we stay here?
Drama: How ever long it takes. If you want to bust a nut today, you might have to earn it.
Turtle: I always have to earn it
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Lloyd [on going out with a gay writer Ari is trying to land as a client]: I'm not going for me, and I'm not going for the agency, I'm going for you.
Ari: Hey, whatever gets you through the night
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[Ari walking through a gay bar...]
Ari: Coming through. Alright. Civilian, no touching
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Turtle: All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?
Drama: That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.
Turtle: Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.
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Drama: Lhasa Apsos are very finicky dogs. And finicky dogs have finicky owners. And finicky owners wait two weeks before they even give you a tug
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Drama: F**king Arnold. I got blue balls so bad, my d**k feels like it's gonna break off
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