Turtle: Yo, Vince, this shit is hot! Who is it?
Vince: No clue.
Drama: Sounds like Eminem to me.
Turtle: What do you know about hip-hop, Drama?
Drama: Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G.
Turtle: O.G.? The last hip-hop CD you bought was the Kid 'N Play box set

Barbara: Eric. You don't want to end up spinning dough at that fucking pizza place again, do you?
Ari: Told her a little bit about you.
Eric: Listen, Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that. 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were six years old and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of fucking strangers.

Miss Saigon: What you looking for my son for?
Turtle: We want to make him rich.
Miss Saigon: What are you, drug dealers?
Turtle: Oh, no, no, we're music guys.
Drama: Actually, I'm an actor, ma'am. You might have seen me on 227 back in 1994.

Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a fuckin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly

Ari: It's 9:30, do you know where your only client is?
Eric: What are testing out the emergency asshole system, Ari?

We're going to hell so bring your sunblock

Ari

Saigon: You two got yourselves a client. That's why y'all here, right? Y'all want to manage me?
Drama: Not me. I've got my own flourishing career to manage.
Saigon's friend: What do you do?
Turtle: He just tries to act like he's not retarded

Entourage Season 1 Episode 10 Quotes

We're going to hell so bring your sunblock

Ari

Saigon: You two got yourselves a client. That's why y'all here, right? Y'all want to manage me?
Drama: Not me. I've got my own flourishing career to manage.
Saigon's friend: What do you do?
Turtle: He just tries to act like he's not retarded