I don't care if Justin Bieber calls and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity, I don't want to talk to him.

Ari

I've always been, Billy. Only now, I'm drunk too.

Billy; You seem angry, Drama. Drama

E, I'll call you in an hour, make sure you're dopplegangbanger stays off the line.

Ari

The landing strip went out in the mid nineties. It's the truth. Everyone goes smooth nowadays.

Drama

Vinnie: How was it?
Turtle: For me or for her?
Drama: Well, we know it couldn't have been any good for her, so let's hear about you.

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