Entourage Season 8 Episode 5: "Motherf*cker" Quotes
Turtle: It says Sofia got a first from Oxford.
Vince: What's a first?
Turtle: I don't know. It's gotta be better than a second though.
Vince: Oxford is a pretty good school.
Turtle: Where do you think we would've gone if we went to college?
Vince: Probably not Oxford.
Turtle: Nah, probably not.
Vince: What else you got?
Turtle: I got a nude image of her. Pretty sure it's doctored, though.
Vince: How do you know?
Turtle: Because I doctored it.
Eric: I mean, who's the last person you signed Scott? The third ballerina from the left in 'Black Swan?'
Scott: Yeah. She got signed and I got sucked.
Eric: You're not serious.
She gets to hang with the wolf man. Provided he keeps his shirt on. He has four percent body fat. Daddy has five. Tell mommy, Daddy's been working out.
Ari
Eric: I did call him.
Johnny Drama: Well what did he say?
Eric: He said his foreskin was more supportive than we are.
Scott: I thought Dice was a jew?
Johnny Drama: He's reformed.
Turtle: Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
Sofia: Dirty Dancing.
Turtle: Yeah, it was on last night. I was flipping by.
Shauna: No one cares. Baby, to your corner.
