Ari [to Andrew]: Very few guys get that have a "Free Piece of Pussy" pass, and you my friend, have it!• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work!
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Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?
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Ari [to Lizzie]: You so much as eye f**k another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.
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