Very few guys get that have a "Free Piece of Pussy" pass, and you my friend, have it!

Ari [to Andrew]

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• Added: August 17, 2009

Ari: What are you doing buddy?
Jonah: I'm waking you up with my mind!
Ari: Good work!

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• Added: August 17, 2009

Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?

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• Added: August 17, 2009

You so much as eye fuck another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.

Ari [to Lizzie]

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• Added: August 17, 2009