Entourage

Entourage "Neighbors" Quotes

Lloyd: I got Dana Gordon's assistant on the phone
Ari Gold: What the f**k are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks... this one's my Andre3000... you like?
Ari Gold: No I don't, you look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple f**kin axle over to the phone and try Cameron again?
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Bob Saget: I was so whacked out on Vikes and Halcion during the 90's I don't remember s**t.
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Eric: Turtle, a cold streak implies that you were once hot.
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Turtle: Did you get cock-blocked by Bob Saget?
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Ari: What do you know about Aquaman?
Emily: That he fights crime underwater. Bye, Ari!
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Vince: Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.
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Ari: All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. Tell her I'm going to start a website. Tell her it's going to be called imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com. There will be no registration or credit card required. Tell her I'm going to take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a f**king call back.
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Drama: Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your d**k in.
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Turtle: Friends are girls you just haven't f**ked yet. You know that
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ari: Come on, Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers twenty-eight grand a year to find out something to write about the popular kids
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