Entourage

Entourage "No Cannes Do" Quotes

Ari [to Lloyd before his vacation]: Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cock
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Ari: Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don't hold back.
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Lloyd: You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I'm facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
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Airport Employee: Sir this had been an extraordinary day! We're at code red.
Ari: Please. Come on! We're at code red every time the president has a loose stool
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E: I hated it. But the guy already committed to do it and I was trying to be positive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!
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Billy: You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you're wife? It's supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes sore. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
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