Ari: Alan is dead... The joy of me losing was too much for his angry little heart.
Eric: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we're gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!
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Bob: Big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?
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Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
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Phil: Pray, Ari.
Bob: Don't bother, I'm sure God gave up on you a while ago
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Drama [giving orders to Turtle]: I need half orange juice, half apple juice in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. And paper thin banana slices, about an eighth of an inch thick.
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Bob: I figured I'd whack a few balls before I went home.
Ari: At your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.
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Turtle: You guys think I could sell myself to old broads for cash?
Eric: Yeah, if they had vision problems
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Drama: These aren't raisin bran raisins...these are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't f**k with my pallet!
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Eric: In my next life I wish I could come back as you!
Ari: Wish I could return the complement, E, but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs
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Eric: So what now?
Ari: Well, now I go home to the family cause I realize life is short. And tomorrow we're gonna see how alive Vinnie is. Listen, be well!
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Bob: Big trouble Ari!
Ari: Could you just die already Bob?
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Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident.
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Phil: Pray, Ari.
Bob: Don't bother, I'm sure God gave up on you a while ago
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Drama [giving orders to Turtle]: I need half orange juice, half apple juice in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. And paper thin banana slices, about an eighth of an inch thick.
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Bob: I figured I'd whack a few balls before I went home.
Ari: At your age the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle.
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Turtle: You guys think I could sell myself to old broads for cash?
Eric: Yeah, if they had vision problems
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Drama: These aren't raisin bran raisins...these are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't f**k with my pallet!
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Eric: In my next life I wish I could come back as you!
Ari: Wish I could return the complement, E, but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs
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