Lloyd: I'm down 6 pounds.Ari: Wow.
Lloyd: Does it show?
Ari: Yes Lloyd, you're half the man you used to be. And you were only half a man when you started so bravo!
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Ari [to Andrew]: You put me in a really bad spot. I lied to my wife. 15 years I've been faithful. I don't want the stress of an affair without the fun of the p***y
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E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My c**k doesn't wear a watch...
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Ari [on the phone with E]: I'm still tingling from the weekend.
Ashley: Who is it?
E: It's Ari. It's OK, go back to sleep.
Ari: Wow, you payed for that or is there actually someone that would bang you for free?
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Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he's Zac Efron's Ballsack.
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