Snow Job
Quotes

Ari: Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are!
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Ari [on the phone]: Baby!
Lloyd: This is not your baby Ari, this is your under-appreciated assistant
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[in reference to all the soldiers at LAX]
Turtle: Jesus, it looks like downtown Baghdad!
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Eric: Do you know that we've been on the phone for 97 minutes?
Anna: I needed something to pass the time before the Pussycat Dolls are on.
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Vince: He's not in hiding. He's at a photoshoot with his new client.
Ari: E's got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on
Vince: Yep
Ari: Jesus the world is falling apart!
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Ari: Where the hell is E?
Vince: M.I.A.
Ari: Well, we need him 'cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!
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Richard: What the hell is going on?
Ari: Desperate times call for desperate measures here.
Richard: Thank God I'm in a robe.
Ari: And may I comment on what lovely ankles you have.
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Ari: Yeah Lloyd?
Lloyd: It's your wife, she says it's urgent.
Ari: Put her through Lloyd.
Lloyd: Here she is.
Ari: What's wrong baby?
Dana Gordon: You're avoiding my f**king calls!
Ari: Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?
Lloyd: It did yes, but now it doesn't. Sorry
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