Ari [referring to Harvey]: You're gonna tell him in person?
Eric: That's right.
Ari: What I wouldn't pay to see that.
Eric: Yeah, well save your money for botox Ari, all that negativity's starting to take its toll.
Ari: Call waiting, later loser
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Harvey: Walk the other way David or else I'll pull out your f**king eyeballs
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Drama: Even more thoughtful were the coffee's I brought over to the fire-house, when I went over to introduce myself.
Eric: Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping to slide up and down on their pole?
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Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken.
Mayor: Huh?
Drama: She might have balls your honor.
Mayor: What?
Drama: She's a he, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right
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Eric: Can't you wait for a call back?
Ari: As the French might say, "No, I f**king can not.
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Ari: Now why would I buy a big black cock?
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Ari [to a man who just lied to his wife]: Deny 'til you die pal
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Eric: That's right.
Ari: What I wouldn't pay to see that.
Eric: Yeah, well save your money for botox Ari, all that negativity's starting to take its toll.
Ari: Call waiting, later loser
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Harvey: Walk the other way David or else I'll pull out your f**king eyeballs
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Drama: Even more thoughtful were the coffee's I brought over to the fire-house, when I went over to introduce myself.
Eric: Are you expecting a fire or are you just hoping to slide up and down on their pole?
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Drama: According to some circles, that Barbie might be a Ken.
Mayor: Huh?
Drama: She might have balls your honor.
Mayor: What?
Drama: She's a he, a Transformer, a hermaphrodite, something that just ain't right
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Eric: Can't you wait for a call back?
Ari: As the French might say, "No, I f**king can not.
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Ari: Now why would I buy a big black cock?
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Ari [to a man who just lied to his wife]: Deny 'til you die pal
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