Drama: What's disgusting is the only reason a guy should be forced to spoon a girl is if he's allowed to f**k her first.
Turtle: Or at least if she promises she'll f**k him later
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Vince: Who uses the word, snuggle?
Turtle: E and E.
Drama: Men spoon. Women snuggle
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Vince: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
Eric: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen F**king Kane
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Ari: I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me E
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Ari: Ah, the girls from Wisteria Lane. Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement?
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Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?
Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
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Drama: Freud says there are no accidents.
Eric: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
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Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
Vince: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
Drama: The guy never sent me those cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yank's bullpen while you're at it.
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Vince: What? Apologize? For Snuggling her?
Eric: For invading her space ... I don't know.
Drama: You're a sensitive guy E, it's kinda queer
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Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.
Eric: What the hell does that mean?
Drama: It's an avian flu reference
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Turtle: Or at least if she promises she'll f**k him later
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Vince: Who uses the word, snuggle?
Turtle: E and E.
Drama: Men spoon. Women snuggle
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vince: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.
Eric: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen F**king Kane
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Ari: I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me E
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Ari: Ah, the girls from Wisteria Lane. Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vince: Did E fall in love during a threesome?
Turtle: If anyone could do it, it's E.
Drama: You're like a chick. I mean the guy cannot have unemotional sex.
Eric: I didn't have sex.
Drama: Whatever. You can't whack off without weeping
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Drama: Freud says there are no accidents.
Eric: You guys crossed swords during your threesome. Accident?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Turtle: It could be fun, Vince. Like that time you got auctioned off at the Feed the World event.
Vince: Jesus, remember that Cuban guy who bought me and wanted me to come live with him in Havana?
Drama: The guy never sent me those cuban cigars he promised. I should call.
Turtle: Yeah, ask him if he knows any good lefties for the Yank's bullpen while you're at it.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Vince: What? Apologize? For Snuggling her?
Eric: For invading her space ... I don't know.
Drama: You're a sensitive guy E, it's kinda queer
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Drama: She ran from you like a chicken with a bad cough.
Eric: What the hell does that mean?
Drama: It's an avian flu reference
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