Entourage "Tequila and Coke" Quotes
Ari: I don't make the rules. Not all of them anyways.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dana: I'm pushing 40, I don't have a man. I want a baby... with your sperm.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Ari: I love you Dana, and if I'd ever cheat on my wife it will be you I'm f**king.
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: I sent ten to James Cameron.
Alex: Can you call him?
Turtle: No, he's The Terminator.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: I'll give her a scoop.
Barbara: Oh you got one?
Ari: I'll tell her you blew Mickey Rooney and gargled with it.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Deadline Hollywood would run a story about me having a loose stool, much less tapes.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 6
