Ari: Remember when you said the car would make me feel 25 again? Well, it made me feel 18 again, and I'm gonna prove it to you.
Mrs. Ari: What about the kids?
Ari: You know what, Sarah take care of your brother. Mommy and daddy have a little conference.
Mrs. Ari: Are you still taking me to dinner?
Ari: it's doubtful

Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!
Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?

Now, I now you don't know man code, so I want you to swear on Tom getting gangrene on his cock, that you will say nothing.

Ari

Davies: Hope you're not calling me for releasing your hard on, Ari.
Ari: I call your mother for that, Davies. I actually wanna talk to you about a little misunderstanding. See, practical jokes are for friends, and we ain't friends

Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my fucking time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some fucking script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?

Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?

Ari: How about we race for pink slips? I was thinking about getting that car for my daughter, for her sweet sixteen.
Adam Davies: Daughter is almost sixteen Ari? Two more years and she's legal.
Ari: Watch it Davies!

Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!
Ari: Anniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that's right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you're done sucking on Terrence's tit you might get yourself a real men's car like this

Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said, "When you're done fucking your enemies, fuck them some more"

Ari

Lloyd you speak their language, make it stop!

Ari [referring to the male strippers]

Marvin: You've to wipe the slate clean and start all over again, and this time on a budget and without dependents.
Turtle: So should I just get an appetizer?
Marvin: You should go on hunger strike

Drama [about bankruptcy]: You're a better man than me, bro'. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.
Marvin: Maybe it's because you're fukcing ugly.

Entourage Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Drama [about bankruptcy]: You're a better man than me, bro'. I filed three times. Maybe that's why I'm alone.
Marvin: Maybe it's because you're fukcing ugly.

Lloyd: What about doggy poo?
Ari: Human shit Lloyd. Yours if it's easier. Otherwise, go camp out in the men's bathroom or the women's bathroom which ever will have you. But I need a specimen!