Ari: Remember when you said the car would make me feel 25 again? Well, it made me feel 18 again, and I'm gonna prove it to you.
Mrs. Ari: What about the kids?
Ari: You know what, Sarah take care of your brother. Mommy and daddy have a little conference.
Mrs. Ari: Are you still taking me to dinner?
Ari: it's doubtful
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Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!
Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?
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Ari: Now, I now you don't know man code, so I want you to swear on Tom getting gangrene on his cock, that you will say nothing.
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Davies: Hope you're not calling me for releasing your hard on, Ari.
Ari: I call your mother for that, Davies. I actually wanna talk to you about a little misunderstanding. See, practical jokes are for friends, and we ain't friends
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Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my f**king time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some f**king script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?
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Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?
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Ari: How about we race for pink slips? I was thinking about getting that car for my daughter, for her sweet sixteen.
Adam Davies: Daughter is almost sixteen Ari? Two more years and she's legal.
Ari: Watch it Davies!
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Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!
Ari: Anniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that's right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you're done sucking on Terrence's tit you might get yourself a real men's car like this
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Ari: Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said, "When you're done f**king your enemies, f**k them some more"
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Ari [referring to the male strippers]: Lloyd you speak their language, make it stop!
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Mrs. Ari: What about the kids?
Ari: You know what, Sarah take care of your brother. Mommy and daddy have a little conference.
Mrs. Ari: Are you still taking me to dinner?
Ari: it's doubtful
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Ari: A shattered world is what you get when you mess with Ari Gold!
Lloyd: Well, if you ask me, Ari Gold should rise up, and be the bigger man.
Ari: Well, unlike your world, where the bigger man pounds the smaller man from behind, the bigger man in my world is the last man standing. And that man will be me, all right?
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Ari: Now, I now you don't know man code, so I want you to swear on Tom getting gangrene on his cock, that you will say nothing.
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Davies: Hope you're not calling me for releasing your hard on, Ari.
Ari: I call your mother for that, Davies. I actually wanna talk to you about a little misunderstanding. See, practical jokes are for friends, and we ain't friends
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Eric: Vince needs a job, Ari.
Ari: I understand that Eric, but you need to understand that you are the reason he doesn't have one. Vince needs a studio movie, not an Indie! So don't waste my f**king time with the possibility that maybe Ed Norton might read or may not read some f**king script that may or may not be good because some half ass agent who couldn't carry my sperm sample likes it, ok!?
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Ari [picking up the phone]: WHAT?
Eric: Oh, that's a nice greeting the Miller Gold Agency's got going on there, Ari.
Ari: Yeah, well listen, if I knew it was you it would have been a lot worse, What!?
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Ari: How about we race for pink slips? I was thinking about getting that car for my daughter, for her sweet sixteen.
Adam Davies: Daughter is almost sixteen Ari? Two more years and she's legal.
Ari: Watch it Davies!
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Adam Davies: Wow, nice car Ari!
Ari: Anniversary gift from the wife, thanks Davies.
Adam Davies: Oh, that's right. I forgot you married into money. Good for you Ari, good for you.
Ari: We only use our money for the small stuff. You know, someday when you're done sucking on Terrence's tit you might get yourself a real men's car like this
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Ari: Like the great philosopher Sun Tzu said, "When you're done f**king your enemies, f**k them some more"
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Ari [referring to the male strippers]: Lloyd you speak their language, make it stop!
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