Entourage

Entourage "The Boys are Back in Town" Quotes

Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.
Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a d**k. That's what actors do. They pretend.
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Ari: I'd say "Hug it out," but I don't want you drawing wood.
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Drama: Whoever heard of a girl who cycles mid-month anyway?
Eric: Yeah, when do you cycle, Drama?
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Drama: Three months without p***y, E. That's rough. You're almost a virgin again.
Vince: Yeah, why do you think he's calling?
Drama: It's like the guy's got his hymen restored
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Turtle: You got a smoking hot assistant!
Adam: (motions to Drama) And it's all because of this guy.
Drama: Really?
Adam: No, I'm kidding.
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Vince: I thought the whole reason people have girlfriends is for effort-free sex.
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Eric: Did you fire Emily?
Ari: I had to. I had to make sure you wouldn't f**k another one of my assistants. You're not going to f**k Lloyd are you?
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Eric: Aquaman? Is there a script?
Ari: No. I know he doesn't like to read so I got him something with pictures
[Ari gives him a comic book]
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Ari: I have a lunch meeting with Dana Gordon.
Eric: Well, should I be there?
Ari: No. Unless you want to pull up her car or get us some sort of creme brule
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Johnny Drama: It's emasculating having your kid brother pay for your head shots.
Eric: And Vince paying for the rest of your life is what? Empowering?
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