The Release
Quotes

Lloyd: You know I don't like to lie, Ari.
Ari: Lloyd, be a man...or as much of a man as you can possibly be for god f**king sakes
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Lloyd: This lying is making me breakout. God I have a date tonight.
Ari: Well, I'm sure your date will pop that with his pecker. Don't worry
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Drama: You know Eddie Burns offered me "Brothers McMullen." True story...but I took a TV show instead.
Turtle: Was that when you did your full-frontal "Red Show Diary?"
Drama: No that's when I did my three episode arc on 90210, sexually harassing Tori Spelling.
Turtle: Nice choice
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Ari: You know what's interesting about that...is that you use the word "master plan" and "rat" when talking about me you Hitler-loving, anti-Semitic, c**tbag
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Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: F**k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-f**k, don't answer!
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Babs: Ari, you have no money, and I have too much.
Ari: So what do you want?
Babs: To f**k...kidding. I want 60% and my name on top.
Ari: I'd rather f**k
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Drama: I'm officially a loser.
Turtle: I don't know about "officially."
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Ari: I always knew that you liked d**k, Babs. I just didn't know you were a cocksucker
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