Entourage Season 1 Episode 5: "The Script and the Sherpa" Quotes
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer
Ari: You know what they feed people on an indie set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?
Eric: Well, if anybody could do it, Vince could.
Vince: I do have great balance.
We're not getting stoned. We're getting honed.
Let them be low. We're getting high.
Call me Helen Keller because I'm a fucking miracle worker!
Ari
Drama: She thinks she's his trainer.
Eric: So do you.
Drama: What? I'm not? What the fuck did I get certified for then?
Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!
Turtle: These aren't Taiwanese knockoffs are they?
Shauna: Would I do that to you?
Drama: No, those are real goods. Look at the sheep skin. You can tell these babies were born and raised in the Outback
And you! Give me back those Uggs! I know there not for him, you fat midget.
Shauna [to Turtle]
Drama: Vince, you see any juicy parts for me?
Turtle: Yeah, maybe you could play his father.
Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.
Scott Wick: Do I look like Goodwill to you? What are you high?
Vince: Actually , Scott, I am.