Entourage

Entourage "Three's Company" Quotes

Ari: Tell Drama he's on my to-do-list, right after inserting needles in my cock
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Drama: No woman should ever joke about [a threesome]
Turtle: No, they should not. But either way, I am so whacking off to your girlfriend tonight
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Drama: Sloan and Tori want E to be the meat in their girl-girl sandwich
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Turtle: I know you're not a big porn guy, but the innovations since the DVD are pretty amazing. Remember back in the day, you'd be tugging it and they'd cut to a close-up of the guy's face and you'd want to kill yourself. Never again, multi-angles
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Ari: It's too late for sorries. Vince is out. Jake Gyllenhaal is in. Brokeback Motherf**king Aquaman. Take that, bitch
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Ari: You have all one job today, to get Vincent Chase's brother Johnny Chase a job. Any job. I don't care if it is a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes. If there are cameras rolling, everybody wins.
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Ari [about Alan Grey]: He'll take everything you have. He'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle.
Vince: I don't care about any of that. Except maybe Turtle.
Turtle: Thanks Vince
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Turtle: The girl was cold.
Drama: Ice Cold
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Sloan: Eric, Tori wants me to tell you that she wants to have a threesome with me and you.
Tori: Sleep on that E
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Ari: Eric, we do not want to get on Allen Grey's bad side.
Eric: Well what do what me to tell ya?
Ari: Put him on the phone you f**kin d**k!
Eric: Ari, I'm not a guy you what on your bad side.
Ari: Really? What are you going to do?
Eric: This.
[Eric hangs up phone]
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