Entourage

Entourage "Vegas Baby, Vegas!" Quotes (Page 2)

Vince: Is she mad?
Ari: She said she'd rather see me gagged and bound like a real kidnapping. Yeah, so I think so
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Ari: Your not my mother, Babs!
Babs: F**k you, Ari!
Ari: See, my mother would never speak to me that way
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Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual
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Eric: You brought your own robe?
Drama: Why wouldn't I?
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Eric: You lost a hundred grand?
Vince: Yeah, something like that.
Ari: But we're partners!
Vince: Oh s**t, I forgot! Means I'm only really down fifty!
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Eric: You don't care about him judging a stripper contest, Ari?
Ari: Which is worse for his image? That he judges a stripper contest or he loses a couple hundred thousand at the f**kin tables?!
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Eric: So this d**khead is saying what? That he f**ked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
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Turtle: Aren't you gonna call your wife, Ari?
Ari: I don't care if my wife's getting f**ked right now, Turtle! I need to get my money back!
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Drama: How relaxed do I look?
Turtle: You look like you died in 1983
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Seth Green: It's Vinnie Chase and the Chasers! Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots for the boys from Queens over there.
Eric: No thanks.
Seth Green: What's the matter? You don't drink, Eric?
Eric: I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school
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