Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual

Eric: You brought your own robe?
Drama: Why wouldn't I?

Eric: You lost a hundred grand?
Vince: Yeah, something like that.
Ari: But we're partners!
Vince: Oh shit, I forgot! Means I'm only really down fifty!

Eric: You don't care about him judging a stripper contest, Ari?
Ari: Which is worse for his image? That he judges a stripper contest or he loses a couple hundred thousand at the fuckin tables?!

Eric: So this dickhead is saying what? That he fucked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!

Turtle: Aren't you gonna call your wife, Ari?
Ari: I don't care if my wife's getting fucked right now, Turtle! I need to get my money back!

Drama: How relaxed do I look?
Turtle: You look like you died in 1983

Seth Green: It's Vinnie Chase and the Chasers! Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots for the boys from Queens over there.
Eric: No thanks.
Seth Green: What's the matter? You don't drink, Eric?
Eric: I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school

Entourage Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

Drama: How relaxed do I look?
Turtle: You look like you died in 1983

Seth Green: It's Vinnie Chase and the Chasers! Hey, let me get a couple more Jager shots for the boys from Queens over there.
Eric: No thanks.
Seth Green: What's the matter? You don't drink, Eric?
Eric: I drink vodka, Seth. I stopped drinking Jager in high school