Entourage Season 1 Quotes
Turtle: Yo, Vince, this shit is hot! Who is it?
Vince: No clue.
Drama: Sounds like Eminem to me.
Turtle: What do you know about hip-hop, Drama?
Drama: Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G.
Turtle: O.G.? The last hip-hop CD you bought was the Kid 'N Play box set
Barbara: Eric. You don't want to end up spinning dough at that fucking pizza place again, do you?
Ari: Told her a little bit about you.
Eric: Listen, Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that. 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were six years old and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of fucking strangers.
Miss Saigon: What you looking for my son for?
Turtle: We want to make him rich.
Miss Saigon: What are you, drug dealers?
Turtle: Oh, no, no, we're music guys.
Drama: Actually, I'm an actor, ma'am. You might have seen me on 227 back in 1994.
Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a fuckin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly
Ari: It's 9:30, do you know where your only client is?
Eric: What are testing out the emergency asshole system, Ari?
We're going to hell so bring your sunblock
Ari
Saigon: You two got yourselves a client. That's why y'all here, right? Y'all want to manage me?
Drama: Not me. I've got my own flourishing career to manage.
Saigon's friend: What do you do?
Turtle: He just tries to act like he's not retarded
Turtle: Vince is a born superstar and we will always have the money we need.
Ari: MC Hammer could've used a guy like you, Turtle, back in the day
John: We want you in the Warner family Vince.
Vince: I'm all about family, John. And after seeing your 200 foot yacht in last month's Robb Report can I call you Dad?
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want.
Eric: Johnny Depp did Pirates of the Caribbean. And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but I heard he dresses like that in real life, though
Ari: Playboy mansion, strip clubs, whore houses, I go where the meetings are. It's my fucking job.
Mrs. Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.
Ari: Oh my God, baby!
Mrs. Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2:00 AM, I'll be standing at the gates screaming "Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra!"
Ari: Sounds good
Vince: Don't you have to be home to your wife, Ari?
Ari: I make the goddamn rules! ... I got till... 2AM