Entourage

Entourage Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "Good Morning, Saigon"

Vincent Chase: I've never been like this in my life, guys. And the truth of the matter is, I don't even give a f**k about the movie anymore. I could live with Mandy in a one-bedroom in Chatsworth and I'd be happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: Great job, Turtle. You just sold a song you don't own.
Turtle: You know what my pops used to say?
Drama: "I wish I had a daughter"?
Turtle: No. "Sell it, don't smell it." Don't worry we'll get the rights.
Drama: How?
Turtle: We'll wing it, my man
 • Rating: Unrated

Vince: You actually sat in a meeting and discussed my personal life?
Eric: No, as soon as I figured out what they wanted, I told them all to f**k off.
Vince: You told Barbara Miller to f**k off?
Eric: Yeah. Nobody talks s**t about you. Except me.
Vince: Good looking out, E
 • Rating: Unrated

Barbara: Eric, we both know Vince has f**ked half the actresses in this town. Mandy on the other hand, is a good girl.
Eric: You seriously gonna sit here and let them bad mouth Vince like this?
Ari: I thought that was a compliment
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: You boys look angry -- if there was plastic on the floor I'd think I was about to be whacked
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: This is crazy - coming down here and not strapped.
Turtle: You don't even own a gun, Drama.
Drama: I don't need a gun, Turtle. All I needed was my nunchucks...but you wouldn't stop by the house
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: No one takes cabs in L.A., Turtle.
Turtle: 'Cause no one can figure out what color they are. I mean they got blue one, green ones, red ones, white ones.
Drama: You know, f*ck a city where the cabs aren't monochromatic yellow
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: Superhero or no superhero, it's downright rude to be this tardy. Maybe we should get him a driver.
Eric: He's got a driver.
Turtle: It's not my fault. I'm on call, but I need to be called.
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: Oh, hey, Aquaman! Mandy finally let you out of her web?
Vince: Sorry I'm late. You know how hard it is to break away from a good spooning
 • Rating: Unrated

Drama: I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her.
Vince: And how does a car know it's been stolen?
Drama: Ask the Buddhists, bro. They believe everything's got a soul, even a toaster oven
 • Rating: Unrated

Shauna: Break out your little black and white composition notebook, Eric, and I want you to write a 1,000 times, "I promise to control my client."
Eric: What now?
Shauna: This week's Us Weekly: three page spread of Vince and Mandy, including pictures of them massaging produce at Bristol Farms.
Eric: Look, I told you Vince wasn't gonna let the press control his life. Pictures were inevitable.
Shauna: F**k you, Eric. They look like they're posing for them
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barbara: So, Ari, who's gonna be running this shindig, you or me?
Ari: You've got the biggest c**k in the room, Babs, so why don't you kick it off?
Barbara: Oh, I don't know about that Ari. We haven't seen Eric's yet
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Turtle: Yo, Vince, this s**t is hot! Who is it?
Vince: No clue.
Drama: Sounds like Eminem to me.
Turtle: What do you know about hip-hop, Drama?
Drama: Are you crazy, bro? I'm O.G.
Turtle: O.G.? The last hip-hop CD you bought was the Kid 'N Play box set
 • Rating: Unrated

Barbara: Eric. You don't want to end up spinning dough at that f**king pizza place again, do you?
Ari: Told her a little bit about you.
Eric: Listen, Babs, you don't want to talk to me like that. 'Cause I don't care who you are. Yes, I am Vince's manager, but we've also been best friends since we were six years old and I don't appreciate sitting in a room discussing his personal life with a bunch of f**king strangers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Miss Saigon: What you looking for my son for?
Turtle: We want to make him rich.
Miss Saigon: What are you, drug dealers?
Turtle: Oh, no, no, we're music guys.
Drama: Actually, I'm an actor, ma'am. You might have seen me on 227 back in 1994.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: Hey, Ari, what's up?
Ari: What's up? It's intervention time, baby. This is the plan--for $5,000 I can get a cult deprogrammer to come brainwash Vinnie. My sister, Eileen, went to the Cornell Summer Program in '88, came back a f**kin' moonie. Three sessions later and, bam, she's a pilates instructor in Tenafly
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ari: It's 9:30, do you know where your only client is?
Eric: What are testing out the emergency asshole system, Ari?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: We're going to hell so bring your sunblock
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Saigon: You two got yourselves a client. That's why y'all here, right? Y'all want to manage me?
Drama: Not me. I've got my own flourishing career to manage.
Saigon's friend: What do you do?
Turtle: He just tries to act like he's not retarded
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Aquamansion"

Turtle: Vince is a born superstar and we will always have the money we need.
Ari: MC Hammer could've used a guy like you, Turtle, back in the day
 • Rating: Unrated

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