Entourage

Entourage Season 3 Quotes

Episode 20: "Adios Amigos"

Eric: Do you know a director named Billy Walsh, Nicky?
Nick: Are you kidding, I am Queens Boulevard.
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Turtle: 60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it, you've done worse
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Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just staying there til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "staying" in that well
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Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say f**k it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
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Sloan: What is your plan? If you go and shoot this movie for six months, I wanna know what me and all of these boxes are waiting for?
Eric: Can I be honest?
Sloan: Yeah.
Eric: I've been so caught up trying to put this movie together, I haven't really thought about it.
Sloan: Okay, I understand. Can I be honest?
Eric: Yeah.
Sloan: You really need to
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Drama: Never move in with a girl for financial reasons. Never, never. 'Cause once you're in, you never get out
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[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips
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Drama: Viking Quest Convention 1999. A guy from Orlando offered me 50 bucks to photograph me banging his wife while wearing my Tarvorld costume
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Nick: Truth of the matter is I got so much money now I can sit on my ass and f**k models for the rest of my life if I wanted to.
Nick's Girlfriend: I'm not a model, I'm a singer!
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Episode 19: "The Prince's Bride"

Yair Marx: If you want this check to clear you will go upstairs and you will f**k my wife like the superstar you are, while I stay down here and play billiards with your friends
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Drama: What if I fly myself out, put myself up, you give me a little something; if I don't deliver, you cut it. Or cut it anyway. As long I'm on the call sheet and listed on IMDb, we're all good.
Brett Ratner: You're telling me you're gonna spend 20 grand to go to Paris for a part that I might end up cutting?
Drama: Such is my passion for movies
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Kelly's little brother: Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!
Turtle: What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing!
Turtle [to Kelly]: And what does he mean by "another" one?
Kelly: I'd better go
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Drama: Tommy's gonna be in Rush Hour 3 and I'm not!? Jesus Christ.
Lloyd: Be happy for him, Drama... Karma.
Drama: F**k Karma, I don't need Karma.
Loyd: What do you need, Johnny?
Drama: I need to be in Rush Hour 3
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Drama: I dropped your name to Brett.
Tommy: Really?
Drama: Yeah, and Chris and Jackie too. Anyway, you might wanna keep your cell phone on, 'cause we might be traveling to Paris together.
Tommy: Holy s**t! Are you serious? I don't even know what to say.
Drama: I do. Say if you get it, the plane tickets are on you.
Tommy: Absolutely
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Episode 18: "The Resurrection"

Turtle: I'm hungry.
Vince: Me too.
Turtle: Should I try and make us something?
Vince: I'm not that hungry
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Ari: The movie is yours. You got it for 5 Million dollars. The studio is into it for more than twice that, but they're gonna settle, alright. Congratulations, you're the proud owner of 150 pieces of paper
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Eric: We think it could be like Scarface, Joe.
Joe: Scarface was a bomb at the box-office.
Eric: Scarface was ahead of it's time. Medellin isn't, Medellin is now
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Drama: I'll make breakfast for you bro. Could you wait a little bit?
Vince: What's a little bit?
Drama: Ah, maybe eight hours or so?
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Rufus: You wanna cry or you wanna wait?
Turtle: Can I wait near her?
Rufus: That's my daughter Turtle, so no, you mother f**king can not!
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Ari: Sometimes, things just aren't meant to be. Sometimes, no matter how bad you want something, you gotta let it go. Senior year, alright, I was obsessed with Katie Sherman, most insane tits. Anyway, the moment that I found out that she gave half the football team crabs, I was done. Never thought about it again!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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