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I like the faith Turtle, but not with Dana not. She made me split the abortion.Ari
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Ari: Nicky, trust me, you'll get other offers.
Nicky: How do you know?
Ari: Same way I knew you're father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did -- instinct!
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Nicky: Plus, I'm having some financial difficulties
Ari: Like what, the coffee cup holder in your Bugatti is broken?
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E: I'm in, I'm in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let's call Nicky and see if he's got em as well.
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Yair: Well, I am here to buy a movie guys, and my pockets, they are deep
Ari: Well Yair, we're sorry, but we're here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates
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Ari: What's the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell 'm you're on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How's my favorite state home convict?
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Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.
Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
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Lloyd: I am on vacation Ari!
Ari: You will be on a permanent vacation if we don't sell this movie! Now I want you to break out your pink Rolodex and call every queer assistant in town and tell them to open their mouths like J.T. would drop a load in it!
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Dana: You are full of shit!
Ari: I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid, but this, I swear on my children's names, is real
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Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cockAri [to Lloyd before his vacation]
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Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don't hold back.Ari
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Lloyd: You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I'm facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
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