Entourage

Entourage Season 4 Quotes

Episode 12: "The Cannes Kids"

Ari: I like the faith Turtle, but not with Dana not. She made me split the abortion.
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Ari: Nicky, trust me, you'll get other offers.
Nicky: How do you know?
Ari: Same way I knew you're father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did -- instinct!
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Nicky: Plus, I'm having some financial difficulties
Ari: Like what, the coffee cup holder in your Bugatti is broken?
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E: I'm in, I'm in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let's call Nicky and see if he's got em as well.
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Yair: Well, I am here to buy a movie guys, and my pockets, they are deep
Ari: Well Yair, we're sorry, but we're here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates
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Ari: What's the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell 'm you're on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How's my favorite state home convict?
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Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.
Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
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Lloyd: I am on vacation Ari!
Ari: You will be on a permanent vacation if we don't sell this movie! Now I want you to break out your pink Rolodex and call every queer assistant in town and tell them to open their mouths like J.T. would drop a load in it!
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Dana: You are full of s**t!
Ari: I was full of s**t when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid, but this, I swear on my children's names, is real
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Episode 11: "No Cannes Do"

Ari [to Lloyd before his vacation]: Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom's cock
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Ari: Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don't hold back.
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Lloyd: You said that if you're wife didn't go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn't time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I'm in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I'm facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!
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Airport Employee: Sir this had been an extraordinary day! We're at code red.
Ari: Please. Come on! We're at code red every time the president has a loose stool
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E: I hated it. But the guy already committed to do it and I was trying to be positive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!
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Billy: You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you're wife? It's supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes sore. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.
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Episode 10: "Snow Job"

Ari: Lloyd you're not my mistress, quit acting like you are!
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Ari [on the phone]: Baby!
Lloyd: This is not your baby Ari, this is your under-appreciated assistant
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[in reference to all the soldiers at LAX]
Turtle: Jesus, it looks like downtown Baghdad!
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Eric: Do you know that we've been on the phone for 97 minutes?
Anna: I needed something to pass the time before the Pussycat Dolls are on.
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Vince: He's not in hiding. He's at a photoshoot with his new client.
Ari: E's got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on
Vince: Yep
Ari: Jesus the world is falling apart!
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