Entourage

Entourage Season 5 Quotes

Episode 12: "Return To Queens Blvd"

Ari: This scene is getting way too gay for my taste!
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Ari: Don't thank me, thank E. For once in his life the little McNugget delivered. Where is the little freak anyway?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jamie Lynn [on the phone]: Your big c**k is in my mouth...
Turtle: That's where it likes to be!
Turtle's Mom: Who's that on the phone!?!?!
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Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six.
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Ronnie: He's a degenerate gambler.
Drama: So why would I want to invest with him?
Ronnie: He's in the program now!
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Drama: I'll give you tips on how to audition, bro.
Turtle: He needs tips on how to successfully audition!
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Episode 11: "Play'n With Fire"

Dana [screaming at Verner]: Get your ass back here. I hired you and you have movie to finish for which your getting a lot of money to do, and that is exactly what is going to f**king happen. Do You Understand me?
Ari: I do! Anyone else turned on right now?
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Verner: I do not understand why they are here...
Ari: Because it's a free country and not Germany circa 1939
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Ari: Half the town is out of a job and you can't find me one available director?
Lloyd: Kevin Smith isn't doing anything..
Ari: Are you looking at the DGA list or are you staring out the window at the line of the Sprinkles f**king cupcake store?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ari: Dana owes me.
Eric: You really think she would let you replace the director?
Ari: After what I did for her, she would let us double penetrate her if we wanted to!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Turtle: Hot girls driving limos...I like that! Call it "Lim-hos!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dana: You know, two days at our theme park in Sydney is quite a stress reliever!
Ari: Well, imagine three kids just fell off a roller coaster, and tense up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Verner: Are you threatening me?
Ari: If you consider me telling you that you'll be lucky to get a "der wiener schnitzel" commercial if you don't go back to work, then yeah, it's a f**king threat!
Verner: I don't respond to threats, Mr. Gold! This conversation is over!
Ari: Nothing is over! When I'm done with you, it'll make the battle of Normandy look like a game of f**king paintball!
 • Rating: Unrated

Verner: This is a movie about human beings, with layers! It's not a movie about some swimming superhero.
Ari: Well I don't care if it's about a dancing cucumber
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Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!
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Eric: That's quite an entrance, Ari.
Ari: It's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to this kraut director!
Drama: It's either you or me, and if it's me, I'm going in blazing!
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Turtle: Why'd you call last night?
Jamie Lynn Sigler: My therapist says I'm attracted to losers.
Turtle: Lucky me!
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Turtle: You wanna hide me, consider me hidden!
Jamie Lynn Sigler: Seriously, I eat here all the time.
Turtle: Really?
Waitress: Hi Jamie baby, how you doin'?
Jamie Lynn Sigler: Really.
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Turtle [to Jamie Lynn Sigler]: I got nowhere to go, Jaime. In fact, I'll move in if you want me to!
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 10: "Seth Green Day"

Andrew: Why is everybody looking at me?
Ari: Cause you look good!
Andrew: I feel like a douche.
Lloyd: Andrew, my voice must be heard. You do not look like a douche, you look like a powerful handsome new Miller Gold partner.
Ari: You stick with me Andrew, and that won't be the last offer you have for a blow job today
 • Rating: Unrated

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