Entourage Season 6 Quotes
Lizzie Grant: I was out working.
Ari Gold: Working who?
Lizzie Grant: Jon Stamos, and I signed him!
Ari Gold: With his pen or his cock?
You so much as eye fuck another agent in this building and I will deport you naked to the Taliban.
Ari [to Lizzie]
Sloan: I have your pairings here, I hope you're not bummed. It was difficult. I placed Vincent and Johnny together.
Drama: Why wouldn't you!?
Sloan: With Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg...
Ari: Gee, who's the ugliest person on that foursome? Think fast
Ari [to Vince about Lloyd]: I have him caddying today. Building his self esteem. Ari [To Lloyd]: Go stand in the corner
Just came form my cardiologist and all four valves are working. If he'd just marry my ex, or if anyone would, I'd be utopic. Is that a word? Utopic?
Murray
E [about cigar]: This is good
Murray: I hope so. Six Cubans drowned off the Florida keys to get me those
Lloyd: I'm down 6 pounds.
Ari: Wow.
Lloyd: Does it show?
Ari: Yes Lloyd, you're half the man you used to be. And you were only half a man when you started so bravo!
You put me in a really bad spot. I lied to my wife. 15 years I've been faithful. I don't want the stress of an affair without the fun of the pussy
Ari [to Andrew]
E [on the phone]: What are we supposed to do for 12 weeks?
Ari: Enjoy life, what else. And snap some below the belt photos of that partner of yours and send them over here. I am bored...
E: You wish! Later.
Ari: Later.
Mrs. Ari [still half asleep]: You're bored?
Ari: It was a joke baby, you know I'm never bored here. Now give me something.
Mrs. Ari: What time is it?
Ari: I don't know. My cock doesn't wear a watch...
Ari [on the phone with E]: I'm still tingling from the weekend.
Ashley: Who is it?
E: It's Ari. It's OK, go back to sleep.
Ari: Wow, you payed for that or is there actually someone that would bang you for free?
Ari: Keep your eyes on Andrew Kline.
Lloyd: Keep my eyes on him how?
Ari: Pretend he's Zac Efron's Ballsack.
Ari: What I'm capable of doing and what you're capable of doing are two totally different things.
E: So what would you do?
Ari: I would make a scene of biblical proportions. I would lie, scream, beg, borrow, and steal. If that somehow didn't part Amy Miller's legs then I would call racism and I would yell for all to hear: "you're really gonna fire my poor black client off the show he CREATED? I'm calling the NAACP, The Reverend Sharpton and the ghost of my man, Malcom X!"
E: Awesome. Guess I'm gonna try my own thing.
