Entourage Season 6 Quotes
Look. When my son was born, my greatest fear was having this conversation. I knew that I would give him anything he wanted because he was my son. And I couldn't say no, which sucks because it wouldn't help him and he'd just end up on the street doing heroine with The Two Coreys because I was to much of a pussy to teach him a lesson. I won't make that mistake with you.
Ari (to Turtle)
Turtle: I was wondering if I could talk to you for a minute.
Ari: Talk to me about what?
Turtle: Career advice.
Ari: For who?
Turtle: For me...
Ari But you don't have a career.
E [about Lloyd]: What are you doing to the guy?
Ari: I'm making him a man. Do you remember when I made you one?
Andrew: I have a proposition for you.
Ari: A wife swap tonight, how's the misses looking these days?
Andrew: Not bad, but I'm talking about Lizzy Grant..
Ari: The junior agent with the great ass. Is she offering it up?
My wife will love her, trust me. And when we're together after this, we don't have to speak to them and we get to keep all our money
Ari [to Andrew about his wife]
Ari [leaving dinner]: You need some cash?
Mrs Ari: I am not a hooker.
Ari: Oh, but what a good one you would be!
At the end of the day, she' just another young girl trying to make a name for herself and you're just another old fuck that's going to need to take a pill to keep up with her
Ari [to Andrew about Lizzy]
Ari: 100 days. You do everything that I say, or you don't.
Lloyd: Fine...
Ari: First thing I'm saying, you drop 15 pounds.
Lloyd: You wan't me to drop 15 pounds...
Ari: I'm asking that for Tom, what I want will be much harder. Now go.
Lloyd: I'm gonna make it through this Ari Gold!
Ari: It will be worse then when you had your anal cherry popped, but hey, you just might
Shauna: Nice of you to show Ari.
Ari: Nice of you to lose the baby weight. What do you have like nine kids now?
Shauna: Three asshole.
Ari: Really, did you figure out who the fathers are?
Shauna: Don't take it out on me you don't have an excuse for those extra pounds...
Ari: Eh, I'm still at 6% body fat, OK?
Shauna: Yeah, and still 94% full of shit.
Lloyd: I had dinner with my parents last night, and my father spent the entire meal reaming me out.
Ari: You never told him you liked dick.
Lloyd: He knew that the time I was nine.
Ari: I'm not following you but the phone is ringing.
Lloyd: I need to talk to you about my ... career.
Ari: The career you won't have if you don't answer the phone?
Employee: Morning Ari, how are you?
Ari: Well, my girl won her debate on Friday, my boy scored a goal on soccer on Saturday and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. I don't know how things could get much better!
Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie
Drama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie
Turtle: Johnny's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie
Drama: I only have one Razzie, asshole
