Eureka

Eureka Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 12: "Double Take"

Kevin: You mean he's a clone? Can we keep him please?
Allison: This is Jack evil twin not a puppy!
 • Rating: Unrated

Holly: Their making me do things, like I'm walking in my sleep. Except that instead of raiding the fridge I'm spitting out bodies like the queen alien on LV426
 • Rating: Unrated

Parrish: You dematerialized me.
Zane: What happen to non-lethal weapons?
Parrish: That one's a work in progress. I taste like chicken.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fargo: We were just talking military man stuff.
Jo: Really, you served? Which division?
Fargo: Uh long division?
 • Rating: Unrated

Zane: I knew Jo was off, but not THAT off!
Fargo: Tell me about it, my resurrected girlfriend is the Manchurian Candidate.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zane: You're telling me that Carter, Henry, and Jo are all evil clones made by Holly?
Fargo: Technically they are programed intelligences in bioprinted bodies, but yeah - evil clones.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 11: "Mirror, Mirror"

Grace: You made me a better person, if you're looking to take responsibility for something, take responsibility for that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fargo: Clicker! Who says you're not "sciency"
Jack: Almost everybody.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fargo: The good news is that the cloud is stabilizing and only equipment is being effected.
Jack: Oh, a few more hours of bladder control... I'll take it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jo: Smart Dust?
Jack: Not so smart anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Allison: We are green across the board, everything is good.
Jack: I cleared my whole morning for damage control.
Jo: Me too.
Jack: Coffee?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: What do you figure, we going to blow something up or get covered in goo?
Jo: Why are you so pessimistic?
Jack: Really?
Jo: [timidly] Right, I think I'm gonna go with goo.
Jack: I'll go with blow something up.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jo: Is that...
Allison: Fargo.
Jack: Yeah, this is going to go well.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 10: "The Honeymooners"

Allison: All I could think was any place is the right place when I'm with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zane: Bring in a few of her favorite things, photos, music, your dorky little DnD game.
Doug: That is not dorky.
Zane: Actually it is.
 • Rating: Unrated

Doug: I've got ya
Holly: Yeah, you do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Ali, my first marriage failed because I didn't put down roots. That's not going to happen this time [takes out two wedding rings]
Allison: You put a lot of thought into this.
Jack: Yeah
Allison: Jack, your perfect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 9: "Smarter Carter"

Holly: What are you doing here?
Doug: You're my Princess Leia.
Holly: You're going to help me!
Doug: But I'm not your only hope!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Allison: I would like my husband back.
Jack: I'm right here, I'm just better.
Allison: But you've lost the best part of you. Your heart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Allison, for the first time I fit in. I don't want to go back to being the dumb ol'sheriff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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