Jo: Playing dumb just makes it worst.
Jack: Playing dumb? I AM dumb.

Is it just me, or are you getting a crazy sense of déjà vu.

Jack

Jack: You call that 5 minutes?
Andy: 4 mins 32 seconds actually, I bet time crawls by when your sinking to your doom.
Jack: mmmmm fair point, why don't we get me out of the quicksand then!

Zane: Still here!
Henry: Never happier to be wrong.

That does explain why I haven't pee'ed in a while.

Holly

Henry: The experiments are unorthodoxed.
Jack: Lab-rat Carter at your service, count me in

Fargo: You can't let them take it, please.
Allison: Why not?
Fargo: Because Holly's still in there.

Jack: I'm moving balls with my mind!
Henry: There has to be a better way to say that, but yes.

Henry: You might want to keep your hands in your pockets
Jack: Great safety tip

Zane: How do you know about secret passage ways around GD? You and Carter been playing security guard and sexy cat burglar?
Allison: My lips are sealed.
Zane: Thank god!

I vote we stop it, lots of buttons! Lots of buttons!

Jack

Zane: The DoD says to take your balls and go home Major.
Major: So it does.

Eureka Quotes

Carter: You sure this is not some sort of science-geek-ren-faire thing?
Allison: Well, either we are both having the same delusion or we are really stuck in 1947.

Carter: What does a nanny have that I don't?
Allison: A PhD in early childhood development with an emphasis on organic nutrition.