Popular Eureka Quotes
You need anything? Beer? A Hug?
Zane
Allison: Fargo when was the last time you ate, or bathed, or weren't here?
Fargo: My beloved can't leave so I'm not leaving. Don't worry I have plenty of sick days.
Jack: Do you know how Fargo's been living on my couch and spending every second with his sort of dead girlfriend, it's not healthy. So I'm wondering in your lovable and tactful way maybe......
Andy: Kick'em to the curb?
Jack: Glad we understand each other.
Don't worry, you'll un-Beeker in a day or two.
Zane
Jack: Ok, I was expecting something worse.
Allison: It fried the power and communications
Jack: Now what?
Allison: We drift to the bottom of the lake.
Allison: What do you think I go around comparing your IQ to my previous husbands?
Jack: I do now.
Allison: What are we doing?
Jack: Is that a trick question, I'm not that bright.
Henry: May I present Doctor and Mister Jack Carter!
Allison: Jack, we're married
Jack: How's it feel?
Allison: Wet.
Jack: What's the deal with your uncle?
Kevin: He's just sort of prejudice.
Jack: Against WHITE people?
Kevin: No, against dumb people - no offense.
Andy: Something got your hard drive in a quarry boss?
Jack: Allison's brother is coming to town. I think he's checking up on the schlub his sister married.
Jack: Uncle [being strangled by robotic legs]
Allison: Jack. This is my... brother. Marcus
Jack: Of course he is
Marcus: Nice gams, sheriff.
Jack: Welcome to Eureka.
Lupo: We've never worked this close together and I had no idea you were so magnetic.
Parrish: This type of thing happens all the time. I would be lying if I didn't say I felt something.
